Today's 4 points of interest

I may have a very young and depressed blog nemesis:   kyle.blogspot.com
But what has happened to him since 2001?  Is he still out there soiling my good name? 

Tom wants to visit Ann Arbor and wake up covered in regurgitated sangria after a night of Dominicks.   What do YOU think of Tom? 

Scott is at my house sleeping right now.  Two days ago he found an old, gray cat poo in the downstairs toilet.  Yesterday he took a shower and dried himself with a decorative towel, which left bits of blue fuzz all over his body.  

I had a twilight zone morning today.  I'm in line to buy a gyro and behind me walks by a girl with the shortest skirt ever, and its a windy day so she might as well have just been wearing underwear.  Pretty rediculous for a crowded art fair.   Then I buy my gyro and the cashier says "You come here every morning."  And I reply "No, not really."  Keep in mind that this is only my second time in 2 years at this place.  Then she says "No, you come here.  Where do you work?".  "East Hall", I say.  She hands me my change and says nothing more.