Kyle in MN

Dee and I went to visit Joe in Minneapolis. Some things I learned:

• I like Minneapolis
• 3/2 beer is stupid and confusing and stupid
• Minneapolis is very white
• Como park is great
• Orangutans are endlessly fascinating to watch
• So are polar bears
• The maid better like my book Oryx and Crake because I left the damn thing behind
• On accident I mean
• Yep
• James Brown Sex Machine is coolsville
• Get up, get on up, shake yo money maker
  
• Hotwire is fantastic to use
• Suite hotels are sweet