Saturday, December 31, 2005

Fragile Ribs

Yessir, I broke/cracked some ribs. Not the barbeque kind either, the real deal. Bad timing too since I'm in ski central out here in colorado. No skiing for Kyle. No wrestling, no gut punches, no bear hugs. There's a lot of grizzlies out here...and they hug pretty hard sometimes.

Did I do it skiing off of a killer rock cliff? Nope. Sledding down an icy tundra? Nope. Ice skating with stupid figure skates? There you go. Biggest fall of my life, at least on level ground. We were playing tag and I was it, so I went charging down the ice, tripped on the front skate break, and slammed down damn hard. Got the wind knocked out of me, grew pale, shivvering, pain, emergency room, etc. No internal injuries fortunately. My brother broke some ribs a few years ago and punctures his lung and liver. Fragile ribs run in the family I suppose.

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5 Comments:

At January 5, 2006 at 10:36 AM, Blogger DEE said...

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At January 5, 2006 at 10:38 AM, Blogger DEE said...

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At January 5, 2006 at 10:41 AM, Blogger DEE said...

Allow me to try this one more time: Ranging parks? Are you kidding? Do people make money by having other people view their blog, or do they really think that what they do is interesting? Tirade in 3, 2, 1...

Weren't you listening, ho?!? My husband broke his shit - on dainty skates!!! I was there, and you don't even know!!! Back up now, back up. I ain't need some busty ranger distracting my husband from healing his ribs. I know you ain't from the dirty dirty so you need to go on n get the hell on...you and yo mamma...

 
At January 8, 2006 at 9:17 PM, Blogger Bubb Rubb said...

how dare you libel my ribs?

 
At January 13, 2006 at 9:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh no she dih'ihnt! mandy best get to steppin! scanlan sTyLEs be FUrioUS knowhatimean!

 

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