Kyle Gets Logorrhea

Anyone see the documentary Spellbound? The national spelling bee champ, Nupur Lala, is in my class and works across the hall. So, um, I guess that makes me better than you, since my bee-acquaintance can spell "logorrhea" and your's can't, even if you have one at all! Punk.

Last night I brought a bunch of cans to Kroger for recycling. I opened up my trunk and two full bags tipped over, emptying about 50 cans into the parking lot. Fortunately it was windy, so all of the cans immediately rolled away, clinking way too loudly over the cement. More fortunately still, the two cars in front of me happened to have their headlights on, so I was fully illuminated as this was happening and everyone was able to watch me scramble around the lot to gather up the loose cans. They were everywhere and I only got about half of them. It was noisy and embarassing. Stupid cans.