Vegas Days 3 & 4

I’ll make this one short and sweet.

Day 3: Tour the strip, find beloved “Golden Putti”, take in a ridiculous patriotic light show that I had convinced everyone would be awesome, attend toples rock-and-roll vampire show, drink and watch other people gamble.

Day 4: Rent a car, drag self through endless blazing hot desert walk, catch the ol’ red-eye, get alternate ride home because car impounded, stress out with Dee about whether or not the desert scorched our fetus.

It didn't, fortunately.