Kyle on Mitchum

I'm a Mitchum man, so watch out.  Night of the Hunter is one grade-A flick and I've just purchased some Mitchum deoderant.  It rolls on smooth and fresh, so smooth that yesterday I sat down with a stick of mitchum and a photograph of Robert Mitchum and I, well, y'know. 
Mitchum excess, that's what I'm into.  That and the death penalty.  Me and the death penalty are like this.

What's going on in the lab right now?
-Kim is chowing down and telling me I have Tourettes
-Ben Goodies is trying to curb his addiction to The Postal Service with some afro pie
-Susana is sick of her coffee candies
-Carrie is mixing the fluids
-Allison is scoring videotapes of blurry white blobs that I think are mice