Kyle on his life recently

What have I been up to? I'll tell you, right about........

1. Now...
2. Writing my paper
3. Watching videos. I rented Extreme Measures, which has a good 1st and 3rd act and a rediculous 2nd act, Once Upon a Time in America, which is so good that it's boring, American Buffalo which is so boring that it's good, Touching the Void, which made me laugh (uncomfortably) at the extreme misfortune of its characters.
4. Riding the Lightening. If you have to ask, you just won't understand
5. Researching brain substrates of pleasure. Double cannulae baby, oh yeahhhhhh.
6. Crying myself to sleep. Because Dee is away on vacation and I can't use the toilet without her help.
7. Telling my cat Sausage to shut the hell up. I swear to God, if he screams one more time...
8. Preparing for my first anniversary. I will whisk Dee away to an enchanted land of love, licorice and a latchkey babies. What?
9. Listening to Kim talk about moving animal cages with her muscles.
10. Matt is a powder jockey. A real mountain meister.
11. Resisting the temptation to hit something, anything. Maybe the computer.