Kyle is supremely lazy

Why am I being lazy? I'd tell you if I knew. There are a few things that might be contributing here...hot weather, abundant alcohol, prelim exam finished, students self-sufficient, no working electrodes in the aldridge lab which means postponing my pilot experiment over there for another week, stupid electrodes, I can't work in the summer, ever, knowing that the shit will hit my fan in two weeks when school starts up again, cats rubbing off me (and on me), etc.

Yesterday, for example, I just decided not to go to work because I was absinthe-toxified and wanted to explore EMU with Dee. My lovely Dee...so pure, so delicate...

Let's talk about my fan, shall we, and the shit that will be hitting it in two weeks:

I have to teach three discussion sections for Intro Biopsychology
And attend the 2 x weekly lectures
And hold office hours and grade papers and answer slurries of emails
The Aldridge study will be up-and-running, with luck
I will be putting the final touches on my paper, redoing graphs--again--yep
I will be making a poster for the neuroscience meeting in San Diego
The meeting will take up Biopsych discussion sections, which I'll have to cover somehow
I need to do a lot of work for that poster....
...Fan