Long Gone

I'm going to visit my friend Snowmass St. Rockymountain for one week, so you'll have to find another deliciously witty blog to keep yourselves entertained until I'm back. My friend Snowmass is crazy. He skydives and does drugs. Pot, coke, H, E, XXX, crack, the plague--I've seen him do it, man, he snorts that shit.

Where did the name "Hot Rod" come from, and why is it a name for cars? It would work better for people. Like Steve! He's a hot rod for watching my cats while I'm away visiting Snowmass. Did I tell you about Snowmass? He's crazy.