Drunken blog

Want to see what I do for work?

http://www.lsa.umich.edu/psych/research&labs/berridge/researchteam/kyle_smith/index.html

Want to see what I really do for work?

http://www.synthetictom.com/video/life/laundry.mov

That's right, I'm a laundromat for hire. I'll do your laundry reeeeeeal nice. Know who does good laundry? Ashton Kutcher, that's who. He'll brighten yourwhites and darken your earthtones. He'll have fifteen loads done before you even sit down to eat dinner, no kidding. And I do mean loads. Picture a regular load, then multiply it by fifty....that's a Kutcher load for ya. Ever wonder why he screams so much on his Punk'd television show? It's because he's doing a load of laundry. Right there on the set, believe it or not, that'show dedicated to clean clothes he is. Yeah. Ok, this metaphor is goingdownhill. Time to change the subject:

Ashton Kutcher is one hot man-wad. I'd like to roll him up in breading, bake him at about 450, and sink my teeth into his succulent Kutch.