Kyle's News

Courtesy of CNN.com:

Kyle was dioxin poisened. Oh wait, that's Yushchenko, not Kyle.

Kyle has a healthy red hair color. And an itchy scalp.

Kyle is three days away from finishing his first teaching job. Indeed, he's looking foreward to the break.

Kyle may go to Chicago for NYE. He'll wear his blue suit, drink from his whisky jugger, debauch a hotel and generally celebrate his not having dioxin poisening after all.