Kyle Ingests

Saturday I ingested something that I haven't ingested in years. It made me break apart trees at Huron River and climb around on bridge support pillars.

Today I will ingest fucking Pancheros, fuck yeah. Beans, rice, motherloving salsa...the works. It will make me sedated and happy.

Tonight I will ingest your soul. That's right. I will suck it out through your mouth, blow it back in through your ears, suck it back out through your nose and then swallow it myself. Then I will own you for eternity.