"I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!"

Just one of the many gems awaiting you in the upcoming Samual Jackson thriller, Snakes On
A Plane.

Awards

So, I've heard that Philip Seymour Hoffman has won 23 awards for Capote this year. I'm all for awarding filmmakers and actors, but this is just plain excessive.

Solution 1: Each person can pick only one award for which they may be considered. If they are confident, they might chose the Oscars. If less so, the Globes. And so on.

Solution 2: Only have one goddamn award ceremony.