Kyle on other Kyle Smiths:

This one is a writer

This one is psychologist, much like myself, but is a dog-loving fool of a social psychologist. Blah.

This one plays football. FOOOOOOOOOTBALL!!!!

Here's another one that plays football. Leave those bitches in the kitchen; I'm playing some goddamn foooooootball with the fellas.

This one is a yuppie Conan O'Brien look-alike, even though he's the same guy as the writer above.

This one is a strong-hearted firefighter. Ladies?

This one is a theater consultant and works on something called "pink design". Fellas?

This one is a baseball superstar. He tore ligaments in his thumb.

This one is just plain weird.

This one is alleging AIDS discrimination. Ladies? He's single...

This one also has a blog and, apparently, some quite memorable entries.

This one is a car. Really!

This one is in highschool and wants to fly helicopters one day.

This one is my favorite so far. What a cool guy.

This one studies christians. And is a pinner version of Zach Braff.

This one has died, sadly, but did have the nickname "sniff" evidently.

This one has been straight-up HIRED.

This one is a burly masterpiece.

Finally, this one is me. Old faithful.

Kyle's News

Courtesy of CNN.com:

Kyle was dioxin poisened. Oh wait, that's Yushchenko, not Kyle.

Kyle has a healthy red hair color. And an itchy scalp.

Kyle is three days away from finishing his first teaching job. Indeed, he's looking foreward to the break.

Kyle may go to Chicago for NYE. He'll wear his blue suit, drink from his whisky jugger, debauch a hotel and generally celebrate his not having dioxin poisening after all.

Kyle Q's & A's

Dan Rather: So what is your favorite sandwich at the moment, Mister Smith?

Kyle Smith: I have to select the Big Mountain Chicken sandwich at Wendy's, Dan.
DR: C'mon now, what about the spicy chicken sandwich? I mean, you can't have me believe..."

KS: Forget it Dan, no way. Fool, the Big Mountain is a spicy chicken sandwich, but with an extra special southwestern sauce and cheese. And bacon. It's just the best.

You should check out my friend Tyson's latest blog. Quite an L.A. Thanksgiving.