Monday, August 22, 2005

Kyle Gets Charitable

Yeah that's right, I had a charitable weekend. Let me break it down for you:

Friday
Went to an auto show and diabetes benefit dinner/concert at the "dream cruise" in Birmingham. Watched my pops do some interviews and host the event with local news personality Guy Gordon. Met Edsel Ford II. Saw the Beach Boys perform, then got to schmooze with them in a hotel room VIP party. Yes, I'm VIP now. They were nice, although Mike Love accused Dee of being a sucker and one of the guys tried to steal my cake. Oh yeah...watch for me and my family on Car Crazy TV saying "We're the Smith family, and we're car crazy!!!"

Saturday
Low key day for the most part. Bought myself some cowboy gear for the upcoming Cattle Baron's Ball cancer fundraiser. Ate a big steak dinner, then drank too much, then figured out why exactly I don't like religiousness in the White House.

Sunday
Helped with a American Cancer Society event at the Tiger's game. I mostly hung around and met people while Dee painted kids faces. Let's see, what else...the Tiger's mascot stomped on my moms foot and snagged Dee's hair....My dad was going to throw out the opening pitch but they bumped him for Alice Cooper (who he said looks awful nowadays)...and I learned once again how important it is to get enough sleep before a full day of being "on".

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Kyle's Horror Extreme

Best Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Most God-Awful Horror Sequel: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Best Horror Masquerading as Drama: Rosemary’s Baby

Goofiest Horror: The Blob

Funniest Horror Series: Halloween

Goriest Film Ever, I mean, Just Completely Overboard: Dead Alive

Most Gratuitously Disturbing: Salo

Most Artistically Disturbing: Eraserhead

Most Unsettling Movie to Show to a Foreign Exchange Student on Her First Day in the States (my bad): The Doom Generation

Most Horrifically Hilarious Swayze: Roadhouse (ok, not horror, but still…)

Best Horror I’ve Seen in the Last Week: The Hills Have Eyes

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Kyle on Other Kyle's (part II)

I've compiled another list of links to other Kyle Smith's out there in the world, with a bias towards the new and funny ones. Enjoy.

This one creates terrible comic strips

This one has evolved into something I don’t understand.

This one has a purple belt from Wang’s, the one and only

This one only takes appointments

Dead

This one is orange

Scroll down for this one. He won the race (but looks just awful)

This one likes a “conservative atmosphere and Aggie spirit”.

This one is a great guy and has a sweet tooth.

This one isn’t sure about career goals

This one is hungry, damned hungry

And now for the all K.S. sports lineup…
Football
Baseball
Hockey
Basketball (with a bad jaw—see photo)
More football
Soccer (my favorite of all time)
More soccer (woa)
Sexy Track